Saturday, December 14, 2013

A BIG WEEK FOR ME

I've been a busy girl.
I have articles in two magazines and one newspaper, all in one week.
Unfortunately, now I've set a precedent for myself:  can I do this again?

But for now, let's just enjoy the three articles listed below.



1) Don't forget your pets during this upcoming holiday season. Here's an article to help keep them safe:

http://www.postbulletin.com/life/lifestyles/pet-vet-plants-decorations-unattended-food-all-holiday-hazards-for/article_c59447de-0e11-5df7-b644-53e7990dc4c8.html



2) Worried about putting on those holiday pounds? Here's an article to help you stay healthy while running, entitled RUNNER, HEAL THYSELF for RUNMINNESOTA magazine:

http://runmdra.org/index.php/read-runminnesota/330-november--december-2013

3) By far the most personal is the story I wrote for the WAGAZINE about my father and his dog, Melon Head. (entitled MELON HEAD, RESCUING A DOG WHO RESCUED MY DAD)














http://www.kttc.com/link/626517/the-wagazine
(If you click on the cover of the magazine at this site, it will allow you to read the magazine. My article is on pgs. 24-25)


I hope you enjoy what I've written. Currently, I'm finishing up first round edits for HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS for publication next summer. Please wish me luck and have a nice weekend!

- Ann





Monday, December 9, 2013

MAP REVEAL FOR IMMAGICA BY K.A. LAST

Truthfully, I'm better at Geometry than Geography.
The only time maps excite me is when they're found in a novel.
(Think THE PRINCESS BRIDE or the NARNIA series)

Imagine the thrill of having a map of your very own for a novel you wrote yourself!

I'm pleased to participate in the map reveal for K.A. Last's IMMAGICA, a Young Adult Fantasy set for publication January 2014.




Lawrence Mann LawrenceMann.co.uk






Immagica

Where anything is possible.

Enter at your own risk.












The night before her fifteenth birthday, Rosaline Clayton uncovers a deep family secret. She receives an amulet from her deranged father, and he tells her she must find the book in order to save him. Rosaline is used to her dad not making any sense, so she dismisses their conversation as another of his crazy rants.


When Rosaline’s brother, Elliot, drags her to their Nana’s attic to explore, they find the old leather-bound book tucked away in a chest. It sucks them into its pages, transporting them to a magical world. Along the way Rosaline and Elliot are separated, and the only thing she wants is to find her brother and go home.


The creatures of Immagica have other ideas. After years of war their land lies in ruin. Using the amulet’s power, they want Rosaline to defeat the dragon and restore Immagica to its former glory. But Rosaline is bound to Immagica in ways she doesn’t understand, and when she discovers the truth about her family, she must follow her heart to save them all.



Curious about the world of IMMAGICA? Here is the map:


Lawrence Mann LawrenceMann.co.uk


Here's an excerpt from the book:


A breeze whipped my hair over my face. I batted it away as I turned in every direction, searching for my little brother.


“Elliot,” I called across the wasteland. “Elliot!” I screamed.


Nothing.


The book blew open and the pages fluttered in the breeze. I scurried over to snatch it up, not wanting to let it out of my sight. This place scared me. Losing Elliot scared me, and I was unsure what to do. If the book could spit me out into a desolate wasteland, it may also be able to take me home. I slipped my fingernail under the edge of the amulet and tried to prise it off the cover, but it wouldn’t budge. The emerald pulsed in a steady rhythm. After a few minutes I gave up and tucked the book into the back of my jeans.


If I decided to walk anywhere, it was going to be tough with no shoes, but I was glad I’d fallen asleep in my clothes the night before. Imagine if I’d ended up in this god-forsaken place in my nightie! Elliot was probably roaming around somewhere in his PJs. The thought made me laugh, but then sadness engulfed me. Elliot. My heart broke thinking about him. I’d lost my little brother. Where was I supposed to start looking for him? Already I missed the way his dark hair flopped across his forehead. The way he’d look at me so seriously with his grey eyes. And how he had a talent for making me smile when it was the last thing I wanted to do.


I stared at my feet and wished I had my favourite pair of Converse to slip on. I sighed and started to walk. Rocks dug into my skin, making me wince with every step. After a few minutes the pain subsided and the walking got easier. I thought I’d lost the feeling in my feet, but when I looked down again I was wearing a pair of black Converse All Stars.


My mouth dropped open and I stopped. “How…?”


It was still just me in the middle of nowhere. The shoes felt real enough, but I gave my toes a little wriggle to make sure it wasn’t an illusion. I even blinked a couple of times to test my eyes were working properly. Yep, the shoes were definitely real, and I was a little more freaked than I’d been when I first arrived.


I continued walking. Where I was walking to was a mystery. How could I know where I was going, if I didn’t even know where I was in the first place? I wished Elliot was with me. Or that I had someone to talk to; someone who could tell me where I was.


“Where am I?” I asked the breeze.


“You know, talking to yourself is the first sign of craziness,” a girl said from behind me.


I spun around to face the most unusual girl I’d ever seen. She held a bronze spear in her right hand. It was fancy like a sceptre, with a decorative head that housed a big emerald. What was it with all the emeralds? Maybe I was in Oz. The eye-shaped stone stared at me and I shuddered. Above all the fanciness was a silver point that could probably slice me in half in one-second flat.


Frantically, I looked around for something to use to defend myself if I needed to. My only option was to brain her with a rock—if I needed to.


“I wasn’t talking to myself,” I said. I totally was talking to myself. “I just wanted someone to talk to.”


The girl laughed. “You should be careful what you wish for in a place like this.”

She looked a little older than me, with pale blue eyes, high cheekbones, and an olive complexion. Silver streaked her long, black hair, and it had several small braids through it.

“And where is this exactly?”


The girl simply stared at me, her mouth all pouty, as if I should know the answer. I wasn’t sure if she would hurt me or take me to meet her equally weird looking friends. She wore a pair of ripped denim shorts, and a strange cream top that looked handmade with lacing up each side and an uneven neckline. Shin-high, chunky hiking boots encased her long legs, and she had a small leather satchel flung across her body. The spear totally completed the outfit.


“Not quite like Dorothy is it,” she finally said, grinning. “She was greeted by munchkins, but you got me instead.”


“You’ve read The Wizard of Oz?”


“Of course.” The girl laughed. “And Alice in Wonderland, The Neverending Story, and Narnia. All the greats.”


Somehow, I found it hard to believe. Where the hell was the library?


“Who are you?” I asked, putting my hands on my hips. I could play smart, too, but I hoped I appeared more confident than I felt.


“So many questions. Which one do I answer first? I hope you know who you are.”


“Never mind,” I said, turning away. She’d done her best to annoy me, and I’d only known her for twenty seconds.


“Don’t take it personally.” The girl fell into step beside me. “You’re not the only one that’s ended up here when they first arrived. Not everyone can expect to land in the thick of things.”


“What are you talking about?” I stopped to face her.


“I’m Brynn.” She stuck out her hand. I hesitated but eventually took it. She pumped my arm up and down a few times before letting go. “So, where’s the book?”


“How do you know about the book?” I frowned.


“You usually can’t get here without the book.”


“Where’s here?”


“Isn’t it obvious?”


“No, not really. Why do you want the book?” I asked.


“I don’t want the book.”


“Then why did you ask about the book?”


“You’ll need the book,” Brynn said. “The book is very important.”


I sighed. “Of course it is.” I pulled it from the waistband of my jeans, but I didn’t hand it over.


“You don’t trust me, do you?” Brynn asked.


“If you were me, would you trust you?”


“I’m very trustworthy.” She smiled and raised her eyebrows.


“But how do I know that!”


She shrugged. “You don’t.”


“Okay, this place is just weird,” I said.


Arguing with the strange girl was wasting time. I needed to find Elliot. Brynn was the only person, besides me, in this terrible place, so what option did I have? I’d have to ask for help.


“I’ve lost my little brother,” I blurted out. “He was with me, I felt him beside me when … and then he wasn’t there, and I was here, and I hate this place!”


The emerald in the amulet pulsed.


Brynn looked at me as if she couldn’t care less about Elliot. Why would she? She didn’t know him. But I cared. And I was damn well going to make her care!


“You’ll need to get the amulet off the cover if you want to find him,” she said. “Push the emerald.”


Sure, why not. Nothing else in my life made sense anymore. I did as she’d said and pushed it with my thumb. Something clicked and the golden glow shone under the amulet. It popped off the cover and the book healed itself, returning to normal. I ran my fingers over the embossed image on the cover before unravelling the chain and hanging the amulet around my neck. It gave me an odd feeling of security, like I could do anything, or go anywhere.


“Hey! Where are you going,” I called to Brynn. She’d walked off while I was doing weird stuff.


“You can come if you like.” She stopped and waited for me to catch up. “You’re a Clayton. What’s your first name?”


“Rosaline,” I replied. “How do you know my last name?”


“The amulet has been in your family for generations. Your ancestors had a hand in creating this place.”


“My family made this horrid wasteland? What on earth for?”


“You mean you haven’t been told?”


“Told what?” I asked. “No one tells me anything.”


“You don’t know anything about magic?”


“Are you related to my dad? Because he’s all kinds of weird as well,” I said.



About the Author:




Last summer, K.A. Last was my mentor for the Pitcharama contest sponsored by http://aussieownedandread.com/.  I can't begin to tell you how nice and helpful she was to me, giving advice and helping me tweak my pitch.  I wish her, and her imaginary worlds, the best of luck.

Here is her blog: (she even has a CONTEST with GREAT PRIZES to celebrate!)
http://www.kalastbooks.com.au/

Here is her Facebook author page:
https://www.facebook.com/ann.noser?ref=tn_tnmn#!/KALastBooks

Here is the goodreads page for IMMAGICA:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/19281638-immagica

Monday, November 25, 2013

DREAM SHOPPING LIST FOR READERS

To celebrate the manic holiday season ahead, today I'd like to write my "dream list" for readers.  Be forewarned, the key word here is DREAM...

... as in, DREAM BIG.

Does anyone else remember the drool-worthy bookcases in the movie MEET JOE BLACK?


Anthony Hopkins was in the movie, too.
What more do you need?

These bookcases are what I really want for Christmas. 
Sigh.  Never gonna happen. 
Okay.  Let's find something smaller.



I've always dreamed of a window seat.
Wait a minute...
Is anyone else getting a TWILIGHT movie vibe from this?


I need to move to this house, right now.
And paint the walls something besides white.

So cute for a kids' room!




But enough about bookshelves. 
Let's say your partner wants to sleep and you want to read just a little bit more...
 
 
Awwwww.  Aren't these just the cutest?  They are from www.dhgate.com (if you're five years old or if when you see these lamps it just feels that way)

 
 
Sorry, but I find the these next ones creepy.  I just don't like it when figures don't have heads.  Or if heads don't have a body.  Like Santa heads.  Or--worse yet--clown heads.  Who could sleep with one of these gutless, headless wonders in the room?  Not me.
 
 
 
 
And for the super hero worshipers...  (www.aliexpress.com )
 

 
Does anyone else find something wrong with this next photo?
 
 
(It's like E.T.'s finger, except it's her boobs.  Good grief.)




No, I'm not suggesting a pet as a Christmas present, because this often goes awry despite the best intentions.  I just liked this picture.

But don't worry.  I still have a few more gift ideas up my parka sleeve.
 
Every reader's dream list includes books. 
Piles and piles of books.
Here's some books to fill those beautiful new bookshelves from my "need to read" list.


 





Without Bloodshed (Book One of Starbreaker) by Matthew Graybosch
“All who threaten me die.”

These words made Morgan Stormrider’s reputation as one of the Phoenix Society’s deadliest IRD officers. He served with distinction as the Society’s avenger, hunting down anybody who dared kill an Adversary in the line of duty. After a decade spent living by the sword, Morgan seeks to bid a farewell to arms and make a new life with his friends as a musician.Regardless of his faltering faith, the Phoenix Society has a final mission for Morgan Stormrider after a dictator’s accusations make him a liability to the organization. He must put everything aside, travel to Boston, and prove he is not the Society’s assassin. He must put down Alexander Liebenthal’s coup while taking him alive.
Despite the gravity of his task, Morgan cannot put aside his ex-girlfriend’s murder, or efforts to frame him and his closest friends for the crime. He cannot ignore a request from a trusted friend to investigate the theft of designs for a weapon before which even gods stand defenseless. He cannot disregard the corruption implied in the Phoenix Society’s willingness to make him a scapegoat should he fail to resolve the crisis in Boston without bloodshed.
The words with which Morgan Stormrider forged his reputation haunt him still.




 
The Devil's Flower (The Eternal Beings, Book One) by Lisa Collicutt
Killing isn’t exactly on Rosalie Lockwood’s list of things to do when she runs away from home. But despite her search for peace; guns and motorcycles become her latest fashion accessories as Divine interference leads her to Steele, co-leader of the Fallen Paladins motorcycle club.
Leathered and tattooed, Steele’s presence scares off most people he comes in contact with—but not Rosalie. She’s immediately drawn into the dangers of his biker world—and into his heart.
But Steele guards a secret that if Rosalie knew, could shatter their new love—along with destroy the human race. And the truth comes at a price.
Will Rosalie risks her soul to prove her loyalty to Steele?
The Dark and Light Realms collide as Rosalie chooses between life, death, and the ever-after to become that which she is fated to destroy.

 

 

Legasea by Krystalyn Drown
When sixteen-year-old Aileen Shay sees a dead girl floating in the bay during a midnight yacht party, she never imagines Jamie Flannigan, her new boyfriend, may be involved. The only thing she knows about Jamie is that he personifies the one thing she has been drawn to her entire life – the ocean. But as she grows closer to him, she realizes he knows more about the murder than he’s telling. When another girl is attacked, and Jamie refuses to answer her questions, Aileen searches for answers on her own.
Aileen learns that Jamie’s family belongs more to myths and legends than they do in the real world. They are selkies, and after the Flannigans threaten her family, Aileen suspects they are responsible for both attacks.
But they aren’t the only ones in her small fishing town who can keep a secret. As Aileen uncovers the truth about the murder, the selkies, and her own family, she learns why her soul is bonded to the sea. But with that revelation comes a choice – to permanently sever her connection with the water, which comes at a painful cost, or embrace a legacy that just might get her killed.


 



Darkness Watching (Darkworld #1) by Emma L. Adams
Eighteen-year-old Ashlyn is one interview away from her future when she first sees the demons. She thinks she’s losing her mind, but the truth is far more frightening: she can see into the Darkworld, the home of spirits– and the darkness is staring back.
Desperate to escape the demons, Ash accepts a place at a university in the small town of Blackstone, in the middle of nowhere – little knowing that it isn’t coincidence that led her there but the pull of the Venantium, the sorcerers who maintain the barrier keeping demons from crossing from the Darkworld into our own world.
All-night parties, new friendships and a life without rules or limits are all part of the package of student life – but demons still stalk Ash, and their interest in her has attracted the attention of every sorcerer in the area. Ash is soon caught between her new life and a group of other students with a connection to the Darkworld, who could offer the answers she’s looking for. The demons want something from her, and someone is determined to kill her before she can find out what it is.
In a world where darkness lurks beneath the surface, not everyone is what they appear to be…



 



Pop Travel by Tara Tyler
POP TRAVEL is the way to go!
(at your own risk!)
In 2080, technology has gone too far for J. L. Cooper. He is happily hidden in his simple, secluded life as a private detective in a small town, far from any pop travel laser teleportation stations. Until he takes on a client who insists pop travel made his fiancé disappear.
When Cooper investigates, he finds evidence of pop travel’s deadly flaw, sparking a series of murders, attempts on his life, and threats to his brother. He’d like to pass off the evidence but knows he’s being watched and can’t trust anyone. And who would believe him
The only way he can save his brother is to fool his observers while looking for a way to expose the problem. He decides to go to the source and confront the Creator of pop travel. On his way, Cooper meets Southern siren, Geri Harper (an undercover FBI agent) who tags along despite his protests. When they reach the Creator, he has plans of his own and leads them on a wild detour.



 



 


Shadow of a Dead Star (Wonderland Cycle, Book One) by Michael Shean


Seattle, 2078. The future hasn’t been kind to the spirit of humanity; commercial obsession and technological fetishism rules the day, religion and belief has died screaming in the fires of war, and what remains is moral decrepitude. Life in the future is hard on the soul.
As an agent of the Industrial Security Bureau, it is Thomas Walken’s duty to keep the city of Seattle free of black-market technology. But when a trio of living sex-dolls he has recently intercepted are stolen from custody, Walken finds himself seeking a great deal more than just contraband; he will be forced to use his skills and preternatural instincts to try and keep his career, his freedom, and his life.
As questions mount and the list of living suspects begin to shrink with alarming speed, Walken must hurry to find the truth – but finding it will challenge his understanding not only of the world in which he lives, but of a world which may exist beyond it for which he cannot be prepared.
A dark and brooding tale, Shadow of a Dead Star follows one man’s plunge through depravity, vice, and ultimately existential conflict in a technologically-obsessed world of the near future.



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Saturday, November 23, 2013

THANKSGIVING SAFETY TIPS FOR PETS

I hope you're all looking forward to Thanksgiving as much as I am.  A day off of work (hopefully), special time with family and friends, and perhaps the best eats of the year.

This little guy is ready... Are you?



What could be the harm in that? 
The trouble with Thanksgiving is this guy right here, just hoping to sneak a bite, or two, or three, or twenty...

Remember, now, Miss Piggy says not to eat anything bigger than your head.


 
Here's an article I wrote for the local newspaper in the hopes of keeping the furriest members of the household safe (and, no, I don't mean your Uncle Ralph with that bad case of back hair):
 
http://www.postbulletin.com/life/lifestyles/pet-vet-don-t-let-your-pet-join-in-thanksgiving/article_552548f4-66a5-54b9-8034-677aaf66a270.html



Following these guidelines can help avoid a trip to the veterinary hospital with a sick pet.

So carve the turkey, serve up the pie, and count your blessings this Thanksgiving. 

And watch out for this cat...



 
P.S.  I'm all grown up now.  I have a publishing contract, a Good Reads page, and a Facebook author page.  Feel free to visit:

https://www.facebook.com/ann.noser?ref=tn_tnmn#!/AnnMNoser

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

NEWS FLASH


I've been waiting a very long time to say this:
SOMEONE WANTS TO PUBLISH ONE OF MY BOOKS!

I just signed a contract with Curiosity Quills to publish HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS.
Who is Curiosity Quills?
You can check them out here:  http://curiosityquills.com/

You may have questions: 
Where will it be sold? 
When will it be available? 
What is it about? 

At the moment, I can only answer the last one.  The others will be revealed in time.


HAHA


Some version of the following write up may end up on the back of my published book.


HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS


Quiet college sophomore Emma Roberts remembers her mother’s sage advice:  “don’t sleep around, don’t burp in public, and don’t tell anyone you see ghosts”.  But when cute Mike Carlson drowns in the campus river under her watch, Emma’s sheltered life shatters. 

 

Blamed for Mike’s death and haunted by nightmares, Emma turns to witchcraft and a mysterious Book of Shadows to bring him back.  Under a Blood Moon, she lights candles, draws a pentacle on the campus bridge, and casts a spell.  The invoked river rages up against her, but she escapes its fury.  As she stumbles back to the dorm, a stranger drags himself from the water and follows her home.  

This is a Blood Moon.  So cool.  Right?
 

Instead of raising Mike, Emma assists the others she stole back from the dead—a pre-med student who jumped off the bridge, a young father determined to solve his own murder, and a frat boy Emma can’t stand…at first.  More comfortable with the dead than the living, Emma delves deeper into the seductive Book of Shadows.  Her powers grow, but witchcraft may not be enough to protect her against the vengeful river and the killers that feed it their victims.

  (Look at cute little innocent Willow.)

Emma is a cross between Whoopi Goldberg’s psychic in Ghost and Willow’s transformation from bookworm to witch in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  Inspired by the controversial Smiley Face Murders theory, HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS will appeal to paranormal fans of all ages. 
 
 (This is powerful, angry Willow)
 
So what made me write about witchcraft, death, and misguided resurrection?
 
 
 

 


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

PET HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS


BOO!



OK, so these aren't the most fearsome ghoulies you've ever seen.

But some of the things that can happen to pets on Halloween ARE quite scary.

I'd advise reading the following article to keep your pets safe on this fun holiday:

http://www.postbulletin.com/life/lifestyles/pet-vet-practice-safety-with-pets-for-halloween/article_db897cc4-9cd7-5a40-835c-c5c864061d1c.html

- Happy Halloween!
Dr. Ann M. Anderson

Sunday, October 20, 2013

THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

 
My mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease a dozen years ago.
She now resides in a Memory Care facility.
She hasn't called me by my own name in at least a year.
This morning was the first time that, when she looked into my face,
she saw a complete stranger.
 
Hence the poem.  My form of therapy, I guess.
 
 





I MISS YOU


I miss you, Mom

Even when we’re in the same room.

I push your wheelchair down the hallway to church

And remember our hikes through falling leaves.

I even miss our arguments.

Couldn’t you, just once, tell me to not wear so much black?

That my hair is too long for a woman my age?

That my father wishes I’d take out the belly ring and go back to church?

But you can’t, because you don’t even remember my name.

This is what’s left of your life:

Monotonous days staring at the TV,

Institutional meals,

Elastic-waist pants the Real You would call “tacky”.

Brave, kind nurses

tending to you in this waiting room of death.

Days, weeks, and months go by

But you no longer mark them off on your calendar.

Your eyes don’t light up when I bring you flowers

Because your love for them faded away.

Your meticulously arranged photo albums

Confuse you

Who are these people?

Someday you won’t even smile at my kids.

I know the day is coming,

But it hurts just the same.

I can accept that you can’t remember their names.

Or mine.

When you call me anything, I’m your sister.

I don’t mind,

At least you picked a relative I like.

But today you looked at me as you would a stranger

And it makes me wonder

Just how bad is this going to get?

And how many other people cry in the parking lot of the nursing home

After every visit?

 

 


Monday, October 14, 2013

MY THOUGHTS ON LOVE

There's a good reason I don't write romance novels.  Back in undergrad, my roommate devoured romance novels by the bushel.  A generous soul, she said I could read them.  This was a offer I'm sure she soon regretted.  I betrayed her kindness by immediately hopping up on the couch, opening to a juicy scene and performing an improptu dramatic interpretation of the bodice-busting, chest-heaving, loins-throbbing encounter.

I was so amused by my own cleverness.  I can't say the same for my roommate, although I give her full credit for putting up with me.

But the reason I'm pondering romance today is that I went to a wedding this weekend.  Not just any wedding, but the ceremony of one of the best friends I'll ever have.  I met her when I was five years old and her family moved in next door.  I still remember watching Laura and her brother, Joel, spill out of the car that pulled into their drive.


My response:  "YES!!!  They have kids!!!"

Let me explain:  I am an only child.  (Enough said.)



Aren't we cute? From left to right, Joel, Ann (me), and Laura



 























Back to this past weekend:

The vows Laura and her bride spoke to each other were the most beautiful vows I have ever heard.  Which made me wonder what made it so.  After much thought, I decided it was because these two clever and creative people have already been in love for ten years.  Time gives you wisdom (along with lots of things I could complain about, but won't, because I'd rather be smart with crow's feet than stupid without them). 

Time deepens love, if it doesn't drown it. 

The first glimpse I had of actual, true love was at the age of 30, when I met my husband.  No wonder I never thought much of it before, because I simply had no idea how powerful the emotion could be.  But love changes with the years, hopefully growing instead of fading away with the bright fall colors.

I'm so happy I've been fortunate enough to be friends with Laura for all these years. 
I'm thrilled she met Dawn, and that they have built a beautiful life together.



Laura and Dawn





















I'm so overjoyed that I can't stop thinking, smiling, and writing about it. 
My best wishes to them both, and my hope that the world can be a place built on love and not hate.

(No, I'm not running for Miss America, but world peace wouldn't be such a bad thing to wish for as well.)