Thursday, March 31, 2016

PRINCESS OF TYRONE RELEASE DAY!



Apolline is happy hunting magical creatures on her pirate infested outer-perimeter planet. She is a fantastic shot, and doesn’t flinch at the blood and guts of her kills. Never once did she consider she could be the missing Princess of Tyrone. 

All her life, she has heard the story of the Princess, cursed to sleep for eternity, unless her betrothed, the Prince of Oran, gave her true love’s kiss. Although Apolline knows she is betrothed, she thinks her fairy guardians arranged it out of ignorance of human ways. The thought she could be a princess is inconceivable.

Then Allard appears. Handsome, charming—but he’s not hers to have. He’s betrothed, too. Her guardians warn her against her new found friendship, but she and Allard meet in secret anyway. Despite her rough exterior, he sees beyond her gun-slinging bravado, and their love blossoms.

But the deadline for the sleeping curse is approaching. If Apolline falls in love with the wrong person, she could end up sleeping forever. 

A quirky, adventurous retelling of Sleeping Beauty, with a less than princess-ly princess!






Author Bio:
Born and raised in Australia, Katie's early years of day dreaming in the "bush," and having her father tell her wild bedtime stories, inspired her passion for writing.
After graduating High School, she became a foreign exchange student where she met a young man who several years later she married. Now she lives in Arizona with her husband, daughters and their dogs.
She has a diploma in travel and tourism which helps inspire her writing.
When her debut novel, Kiya: Hope of the Pharaoh, climbed into bestselling status, she believed she was onto something, and now has a slew of novels now available
Katie loves to out sing her friends and family, play sports, and be a good wife and mother. She now works as an Acquisitions Editor to help support her family. She loves to write, and takes the few spare moments in her day to work on her novels. 

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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

BOOK OF SHADOWS



BOOK OF SHADOWS

In the book How to Date Dead Guys, Emma uses a witchcraft guide known as the Book of Shadows to raise the dead. Although I am not a witch, I spent a good deal of time researching the craft. I wanted every spell, candle, and symbol Emma used to have a real basis in the practice of witchcraft.

The Book of Shadows is a real thing.

Whether or not you believe in it is up to you…




A Brief History Lesson You Probably Didn't Learn in High School

Gerald Gardner, the "Father of Modern Wicca", began work on a scrapbook of magical instructions entitled Ye Bok of Ye Art Magical between 1945-1950. Doreen Valiente, the High Priestess of his Bricket Wood coven, helped him with revisions.

She claimed that Gardner reverted to the title Book of Shadows after discovering the term in a magazine article describing how to foretell the future based upon the length of a person's shadow.

Early on, a single copy of the Book existed for each coven, kept by the High Priest or Priestess. When a witch died, her Book of Shadows was to be destroyed to avoid detection.

Starting in the 1970s, it became much more common for solitary practitioners to each possess their own copy of the Book.

Although Gardner is credited with the idea and the original title, now the term Book of Shadows can mean several different things. Some Wiccans use it to refer to a personal journal of rituals and spells, rather than a traditional text. Those who utilize copies of Gardner's original Book may add rituals and teachings, but typically nothing is ever removed.

The term Book of Mirrors refers to a separate magic book, used to collect thoughts, feelings, and experiences.

Popular Culture References



The 1996 film The Craft referred to a special book where a witch keeps her spells and "power thoughts". Interesting trivia about the movie claims that filming was interrupted by strange happenings, including flocks of bats, altered tides, and power outages. Real witchcraft rites and language were used, since the actress Fairuza Balk (a practicing Wiccan) wanted to make the movie feel as realistic as possible.



Perhaps the most famous use of a Book of Shadows was in the television series Charmed. From 1998 to 2006, the well-dressed Halliwell sisters (Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs, and Shannen Doherty/Rose McGowan) used their "Power of Three" and their 300-year-old (note the timeline discrepancy) Book to fight paranormal evil.



How to Date Dead Guys Reference

Emma first encounters a Book of Shadows when her roommate's younger sister comes to visit. That night, when the three young women perform a love spell, Emma is the most skeptical.

After her would-be boyfriend Mike drowns in the Chippewa River, Emma turns to witchcraft and the same mysterious Book of Shadows to bring Mike back. The invoked river revolts, and spits out a stranger instead. The dead guy drags himself from the water and follows her home. And he's not the only one.

To help those she raised from the dead, Emma delves deeper into the seductive Book of Shadows.


But as her powers grow, so does her dependence on the Book. Everything has a cost. Will Emma be able to pay it?


Tuesday, March 29, 2016

BLOOD MOON




HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS


After Mike drowns in the river, Emma decides to bring him back using a mysterious Book of Shadows. A dedicated student, Emma delves into the online Wiccan world, learning enough to get her started but not enough to keep her out of trouble.

Emma learns that the Blood Moon of October is the time when the veil between our world and the spirit world is at its thinnest. The alignment of the Sun, Earth, and Moon opens a gateway into the Heavens, making this night the best opportunity to bring her friend back.


The Blood Moon is also known as a time of violence and aggression. Without realizing it, Emma invites danger into her life.





WHAT IS A BLOOD MOON?

Native Americans called the full moon of October the Hunter's Moon or Blood Moon. That month, the moon rose soon after sunset and appeared full for several evenings in a row. Since the moon hung so low in the sky, it appeared a more reddish tone due to the increase in the amount of atmosphere between the Earth and the Moon when viewed at that angle. The brightness of the full moon helped Native Americans hunt, thereby spilling blood of deer and other prey on the ground—also symbolic of a Blood Moon.




WHAT MAKES THE MOON RED?

During a Total Lunar Eclipse, the Earth's shadow creeps across the full moon, blocking direct sunlight. Indirect sunlight must pass through the Earth's atmosphere before reflecting on the moon. Our atmosphere filters out the green to violet portion of the light spectrum. The remaining reddish light first refracts towards the Earth's surface and then onto the moon, giving it a reddish glow. The amount of humidity, dust, and temperature in the Earth's atmosphere will determine what shade (often copper to dark red, but if there has been recent volcanic action more grey to black) the Blood Moon will appear.

END OF DAYS?

Recently, the clustering together of four Total Eclipses (also called Blood Moons), each one six months apart made some believers fear that the end of days was at hand.

Lunar Tetrads (a series of four Total Eclipses) are relatively rare. The next time we will experience one is 2032-2033.

The dates for the Blood Moons in the recent Lunar Tetrad:

April 15, 2014
October 8, 2014
April 4, 2015
September 28, 2015


These dates coincided with important Jewish festivals: Passover in the spring and The Feast of the Tabernacle in the fall. The timing of the Blood Moons in this particular Lunar Tetrad convinced some believers that the Apocalypse was at hand.



After all, the moon was foretold to turn red before the End of Days.




Learn the secrets hidden in 
THE WITCH'S HANDBOOK series:
Book 1: How to Date Dead Guys
Book 2: How to Ditch Dead Guys
Book 3: How to Destroy Dead Guys.







Sunday, March 27, 2016

MORE JAKE - BY POPULAR REQUEST

After reading HOW TO DATE DEAD GUYS,
many readers begged for "more Jake."
Per that request,
here's a scene from Jake's past
to give insight into what happens in Book 2.
(This scene is not included in either book.)


A DATE WITH THE KIDNEY DIALYSIS CENTER

            Jake drops his backpack at the fifth station of the kidney dialysis center. "Let's get your weight and temp done right away so the nurse can get started."
            "Yeah. I know." His younger sister Laura steps on the scale. "I've been here before, remember? Okay. Sixty-eight pounds."
            The nurse writes this down. Jake passes Laura the electric thermometer.
            Laura slips on the plastic shield and places it under her tongue. A few seconds later it beeps. "Ninety-eight-point-seven."
            "Great." Jake pumps his arm. "No fever. Let's go!"
            "What's the rush?" Laura asks. "We're gonna be here for four hours no matter what."
            "I know." Jake shrugs. "But I got some stuff I wanna do."
            "Well, keep your pants on." Laura plops into the chair, holding her arm out for the blood pressure cuff.
            Nurse Lisa takes a reading. "You sure are antsy today, Jake. Got a hot date waiting?"
            "Nah." He shakes his head. "I need to go talk to the doctors."
            Laura sighs. "Not this again."
            "Yes, this again."
            Laura scratches her side.
            "Feeling itchier than usual?" asks the nurse.
            "A little."
            "How's your appetite? Your weight's down. The doctor isn't going to like that."
            Laura picks at the hem of her shirt. "I know."
            "All right. End of lecture. Let's get your dialysis started."
            Laura slips off her long-sleeved cover-up, exposing a surgically enlarged vessel. The nurse swabs her arm.
            "I should time you." Jake holds out his watch. "I'll bet you're the fastest one here."
            The nurse raises her eyebrows. "It's not about speed, you know. Dialysis takes time. Lots of time."
            "You're such a moron," Laura side-whispers to him.
            "Runs in the family," he whispers back.
            "You two." The nurse clucks her tongue. "Laura, your fistula site looks healthy. I've applied the Lidocaine cream. Ready for the needles?"
            Laura nods, tensing her jaw.
Disjointed beeping resounds through the room, every monitor at its own pace and rhythm.
            After she tapes in the inserted needles, Lisa removes her gloves. "You're all set. Three hours and fifty-eight minutes to go."
            Laura scans the side table. "Got any new magazines? I've already read these."
            "Sorry, honey, but when you're here three times a week, it's hard to have fresh ones available. Maybe Jake can find you something in the gift shop."
            "That's okay." Laura digs in her bag. "I brought a couple books."
            "Too bad." Nurse Lisa smiles back at them as she moves to another patient. "The high school volunteer at the gift shop has a crush on your brother."
            "That's right." Jake grins, settling into the chair alongside his sister. "No dame can resist my charms."
            Laura rolls her eyes. "You've got to be kidding me—"
            "I am undeniably handsome—" Jake frames his face with his hands like a portrait.
            "You're so embarrassing—"
            "And the most intelligent guy in the world—"
            "Whatever. You couldn't possibly be the smartest guy on the planet."
He shrugs. "That's a fair call. Just in Wisconsin, then."
            She snorts. "What you are is the most obnoxious guy in the state."
"Is that so? Then I don't feel bad about ignoring you long enough to finish my homework." He pulls out a textbook from his bag. "Then we can watch a movie if you want. Anything except Dirty Dancing."
            "You never want to watch that one." Laura glances at the clock. "Three hours and fifty-five minutes to go."
***
            Beep. Beep. Beep.
Dialysis machines chorus around the room. Voices are muffled. Each patient rests in a chair reading, watching a screen, or sleeping.
            Laura pokes Jake. "Are you done yet? I'm bored."
            "Yep." He stuffs his books into his backpack. "What should we do?"
            "I've a great idea." Laura sits up, notebook in hand. "We're both going to make a list of everything we want in a spouse—"
            Jake crinkles his nose. "What the heck? I'm not doing this."
            "But you promised to do whatever I want when we're here."
            He shrugs. "That's before you said we were going to do this."
            "No excuses." She hands him a piece of paper.
            "This sucks."
            "No complaining allowed." She bends over, scribbling away.
            "Fine, but this is stupid." Jake writes for five seconds, then puts down his pencil. "Got it. Are you ready?"
            "No. I just got started."
            "Wake me up when you finish." He closes his eyes, then peeks out. "Aren't you done yet?"
            Laura sighs. "You're such a pest."
            He closes his eyes again, then opens them. "Aren't you done yet?"
            "Be quiet. I'm taking this seriously."
"You're taking this seriously?" Jake laughs. "Why?"
"Because it's important. Duh. All the women's magazines say you gotta know what you want so you don't just settle for whatever man comes along."
"But you're twelve."
"I'm thirteen, and you know it."
He shakes his head. "No. You'll always be twelve to me, and you've never even been on a date."
"Thanks for reminding me. Some of my friends at school already have boyfriends… but I don't."
"You're too young to have a boyfriend."
"That's not it." Laura's shoulders slump. "Boys don't like me that way. They just feel sorry for me."
"No way. You're the prettiest girl in your school class picture."
She stares at her hands. "You're just saying that because you're my brother."
"I am your brother—you're so lucky by the way—"
"What are you—some love expert? You don't know anything about dating."
            Jake puffs up his chest. "Sure I do."
            "No, you don't. You hardly date. And anyone you do date doesn't stick around long. What's that about?"
He shrugs. "It's complicated."
"Then un-complicate it."
He cocks his head to the side. "Are you sure you want to hear this?"
"Definitely."
"Well, the truth is they all get jealous of you."
Laura flushes. "Really? Even Marisa?"
"Yep. She couldn't accept that you always come first, and you're always going to come first. So it ended."
Laura sighs. "I'm ruining your life."
"No, you're not. Don't be silly."
"You shouldn't have just me. What if I die? Then you won't have anybody."
Jake pales. "Don't talk like that. I mean it."
Laura takes a deep breath. "I have to, because it might happen. And you need to be ready."
"No." Jake shakes his head. "Listen, can we talk about something else?"
She grins. "Like me dating some hot guy?"
"Ugh." He groans. "That's it. No more romantic comedy movies for you. You've been poisoned. There's more to life than dating. Lots more. You'll find out once you get better."
"I don't actually care about dating... It's just this." She points at the bulging fistula in her arm. "Nobody can deal with how ugly I am, and it sucks."
Jake grasps her hand. "You're not ugly. Don't ever say that."
Laura lowers her head and mumbles. "Some of the kids at school tell me I am."
Jake's eyes narrow. "Give me their names, and I'll wipe the playground with their ignorant asses."
"No, you won't. I won't let you."
"Just because other people are jerks, don't let them get to you. They're probably just unhappy about something in their own life and taking it out on you."
"I know, but it still hurts to hear it."
Jake carefully puts his arm around her shoulders. "Forget about them. Read me your list. See if I approve."
She folds the paper closed. "You first."
"No way. It was your idea, so you go first."
"Fine. Number one: he must be tall—"
Jake nods. "Of course. You don't want to have short kids, right?"
"What's so bad about being short?"
"You can't reach anything in the kitchen cupboards."
"Fine. No short kids. Okay, number two: he must be cute—"
"Of course no one's ever going to be as cute as me. Try not to be disappointed."
"Yeah. Very funny." Laura clears her throat. "Number three: he must be smart—"
"I'm also smarter than everyone else… in Wisconsin, anyway—"
"That's it! Show me your list first if you're going to keep interrupting."
Jake hands it over.
"But there's only one line."
He shrugs. "I got it covered. Just read it."
"My wife will be awesome… But that doesn't tell me anything."
"Sure it does. Besides, I'm not worried about getting married. I'm only worried about…"
"Me, right?" she whispers. "You're always worried about me."
Jake glances around the room. "I don't want you to have to keep coming here all the time. And I can't bear to think of those kids at school bugging you because of your arm."
"What are you going to do about it?"
"I've got a plan."
"I don't always like your plans."
Jake grins. "Sure you do."
Nurse Lisa stops by to check the dialysis machine.
Laura giggles. "Remember when you brought the neighbor kid's karaoke machine in here and forced everyone to sing?"
Jake chuckles. "One of my finer moments."
"Actually, that was a blast," the nurse says. "You should do it again."
Laura groans. "Don't encourage him."
Nurse Lisa pats her on the shoulder. "You feeling all right, honey?"
"Yes."
"Good. I'll be back to check again later." The nurse walks away.
Laura yawns.
"Are you okay?" Jake asks.
"I'm just tired."
"Then rest your head on my shoulder and get some sleep."
"Okay." She yawns again.
Beep. Beep. Beep.

Fifteen minutes pass as Jake watches his little sister sleep. He brushes her head with a kiss, then whispers: "I'm going to fix this. You're not going to have to come here forever. Not if I can help it. I'm going to make it better… even if it kills me."

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